The war has waged on for far too long. There’s enough animosity in this league. Some are forced to don a scarlet letter seemingly stapled to their chest, others have been ambushed by trades in an effort to sabotage their season, and more have swung at the king and missed. Well, the fighting stops now.
I hereby surrender all feelings of rage towards Hurts Donuts and announce the permanent closure of Latte Larry’s (fka Adam’s Rent A Player).
We must be cleansed. Made clean. Like martyrs or heretics, we can be subsumed… and made anew.
WE LOVE YOU TOO, CHEF!
