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Peppers, Eggs, And Mustang Sally. Your Week 11 Round Up
Woke up this morning and got myself a gun. Mama Always said that the School Shooters were a fraud. She said I'm one in a million but I have to…
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SSFL Power Rankings Week 12: Cursed One continues moving up; Trapa-Hall-ics falls back
Kittle School Shooters (9-2) 💲💲Last week: 1Playoff Chance: ClinchedWeek 11: Defeated Land of Misfit ToysShooters continued rolling through Week 11 with an impressive 144-71 win over Land of Misfit Toys.…
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WSJ Launches WSJ BETS
Let's spice things up a little bit. This is the first iteration of this idea so bear with me. As a part of the fresh funding round announced a few…
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Songe d’Automne” by Archibald Joyce
The trade deadline has come and gone. All out of waiver money (and all out of goon). It’s purely luck from here on out. Rosters have survived the summer heat,…
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SSFL Power Rankings Week 12: Shooters still at No. 1, GOONERS crashing
Kittle School Shooters (8-2) 💲💲Last week: 1Playoff Chance: 99%Week 10 : Defeated GOONERSJoe Burrow saved the Shooters in Week 10. It wasn’t pretty, but they came out on top besting…
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Revenge For Billy Batts. Your Week 10 Round Up
*Silence*......... *Black screen*.............. *Dramatic pause* As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster. You don't like the deal, fuck you, pay me. You don't…
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The Land of Misfit Toys: A Moneyball Story in Fantasy Football
In the flashy world of fantasy football, where stars are celebrated and big names dominate, there’s one underdog team that doesn’t quite fit in with the rest. Meet The Land…
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SSFL Power Rankings Week 10: Something nice about every club, starting with Shooters, Zach Robinson
The Power Rankings are aware that there may be bigger news around the country today, and that makes Week 10 the perfect time for us to focus on the positive. Our…
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Neils? Is The Fryer Still On? Your Week 9 Round Up
Over the next few minutes you will ingest trade talk, power rankings of sorts, roster analysis, player performance, team management, feuds, various stories of triumph, and, at times, entire seasons…
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Breaking News Regarding The Future Of The WSJ
The Wall Squid Journal has announced a fresh funding round of $14.72 to enhance and potentially expand its media offerings to its readers. The Wall Squid Journal, brutal but honest,…