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SSFL Power Rankings: Spooky Edition
12.Error 404 The Invisible Man, The Invisible Man (1933) “Now, you see him…now you die!” Or rather, win! Dr. Jack Griffin has the uncanny ability to perpetrate any crime he…
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SSFL Power Rankings Week 9: Gordon’s Last Joint up, Misfit Toys down, plus Something Scary for every team
Adam’s Rent-A-Player (6-2) 💲 💲Last week: 4Playoff Chance: 94%Week 8: Defeated Kittle School ShootersSomething Scary: Trade deadline is still less than two weeks away.Hang the banner. Rent-A-Player seized the opportunity…
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From Rebound to Rock Bottom: The Fucked-Up Fall of a Comeback Fantasy Season
I started this season in a hole at 1-4. Things were bleak, but I fought back, clawing my way to 3-4, with playoff dreams finally in sight. And my turnaround?…
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April 9, 1865: Squidomattox Court House, Squidginia
The war has waged on for far too long. There's enough animosity in this league. Some are forced to don a scarlet letter seemingly stapled to their chest, others have…
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Where’d You Go? I Missed You So. Seems Like It’s Been Forever, Since You’ve Been Gone…
Where did you go? Hey man is everything alright? You okay "dood" you left? So why did I leave? Where did I go? Every once in a while a man…
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Your Hair Is Winter Fire, January Embers, My Heart Burns There Too.. Your Week 8 Round Up
A cool autumn air brings us back to that time. That time of innocence. You've got your bright blue and yellow 90's style puffy winter jacket on already. The sun…
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Case No. CV-2023-1-222 Ozanich, Plaintiff -against- Hurts Donuts, Defendant.
October 24th at 8:25pm ET. I received a text that instantly gave me cold sweats and sent shivers down my spine. This is the kind of news that everyone fears…
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SSFL Power Rankings Week 8: Are Honest Abe’s, Cowher’s, & Hurts Donuts Contenders?
1. Kittle School Shooters (6-1) 💵 ○ Last week: 1 ○ Playoff Chance: 96% ○ Week 7: Defeated USA Eagle Slayers ○ At some point, somebody has to come for the reigningSSFL champion, right? Kittle School Shooters are now sitting…
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Sam, The First Night At Bed When You Left, Ron Made Out With 2 Girls… Your Week 7 Round Up
** Advisory Warning: This Post Contains Incriminating Evidence. Post Not Suitable For Eaters Of Sweetarts** I'm very rarely left speechless, but this may have been one of the juiciest weeks…