Last week, the Gooners kicked off the season with a smackdown, scoring a juicy 161.07 points against the Cheesecake Factory Escalade’s 136.69. This week, we’re cranking up the heat with a fantasy football face-off that’s sure to be hotter than a jalapeño enema. Get ready for the Week 2 brawl between Sutton Chops and Kittle School Shooters.
Team One: Sutton Chops (1-0)
Sutton Chops strutted into Week 1 like they owned the joint, scoring a respectable 132.35 points while allowing 104.74 points. They’ve got the guns this week with Patrick Mahomes and Ja’Mar Chase, projected to score a combined 44 points. With Mahomes slinging touchdowns like he’s in a video game and Chase making defenders look like traffic cones, Sutton Chops is set to leave their opponents reeling. But is that enough to outscore Saquon?
Team Two: Kittle School Shooters (1-0)
The Kittle School Shooters are coming into Week 2 with a swagger, racking up 142.74 points while letting in 121.58 points. Dak Prescott and Saquon Barkley are their big guns this week, projected to almost hit 40 points together. Prescott’s arm and Barkley’s legs are like a lethal combo of tequila and tacos—guaranteed to pack a punch and leave you with a hangover if you’re on the receiving end.
The Matchup
We’ve got two undefeated teams, and the tension is thicker than a double bacon cheeseburger with extra sauce. Sutton Chops’ receiver weapons might be their saving grace, but Kittle School Shooters’ running firepower is like a damn fireworks show.
Will Sutton Chops’ Mahomes-Chase combo show up and show out, or will Kittle School Shooters’ Prescott-Barkley duo blow up the scoreboard like it’s the Fourth of July?
