Things are heating up around the Fantasy league: season-high trades, new shotguns, and even an emergence from the dead in ERROR 404. We also have a new No. 1 that has come out of nowhere despite Nick Chubb remaining on the sideline.
1. GOONERS (4-0)💵
- Last Week: 2
- Playoff Chance: 89%
- Week 4 Result: Defeated Burrowed in Jew Tunnels
GOONERS takes the driver’s seat with a one-game lead over the next three clubs, painting a target on his back. Derrick Henry continues to roll, even with Anthony Richardson trying to ruin the kill streak. With Chubb and AJ Brown on the verge of returning, this team is about to get scary just in time for Spooky SZN.
Up next: Hurts Donuts
2. Kittle School Shooters (3-1) 💵
- Last Week: 1
- Playoff Chance: 76%
- Week 4 Result: Lost to It was Cowher’s Team
A loss was bound to happen, but this one was concerning with only 109 points scored. Bench players like Jerry Jeudy (13.2), George Kittle (14.5), and Jayden Reed (28.1) combined for over 50 points. It’s time to stop being cute and play the best starters. Cam Akers is not a viable starter, and Saquon Barkley needs to see more action.
Up next: ERROR 404
3. USA Eagle Slayers (3-1) 🍺
- Last Week: 4
- Playoff Chance: 73%
- Week 4 Result: Defeated Makin’ Moore Mooney
Quietly climbing the ranks, USA Eagle Slayers has strung together three wins, stepping up despite CMC’s injury. The upcoming match against Cowher’s Team will be crucial, as both teams are 3-1. The main question is whether this club can navigate the Week 4 bye week.
Up next: It was Cowher’s Team
4. It Was Cowher’s Team (3-1)
- Last Week: 6
- Playoff Chance: 69%
- Week 4 Result: Defeated Kittle School Shooters
The streak continues, with opponents scoring their season-low points against Cowher’s Team. Despite sitting at one of the lowest PF and PA, this team finds ways to win. Monday Night Football was a blessing, thanks to Geno and St. Brown. Next week won’t be easy against USA Eagle Slayers.
Up next: USA Eagle Slayers
5. Amon-Ra’merica (2-2) 💵
- Last Week: 3
- Playoff Chance: 45%
- Week 4 Result: Lost to Hurts Donuts
Narrowly escaping the dreaded tall boy shotgun, this club posted the second-lowest score of the week. With Rashee Rice’s injury, bye weeks for Montgomery and Amon-Ra St. Brown, this team needs to make some moves fast. They face Makin’ Moore Mooney next, who averages 120 points/game.
Up next: Makin’ Moore Mooney
6. 2143 E 42nd St. Erie, PA 16510 (2-2)
- Last Week: 9
- Playoff Chance: 45%
- Week 4 Result: Defeated Makin’ Moore Mooney
This team is unpredictable week to week. Recent trades helped them climb the Power Rankings and take down Makin’ Moore Mooney. Alvin Kamara is on fire, and Chubba is the clear No. 1 RB in Carolina. With Anthony Richardson out, this team has settled into a consistent rhythm.
Up next: Trapa-Hall-ics Mixtapes
7. Hurts Donut (2-2) 🍺
- Last Week: 10
- Playoff Chance: 45%
- Week 4 Result: Defeated Amon-Ra’merica
Hurts Donuts has taken criticism to heart and is now 2-2. Fresh off a 2-0 win streak, they look to continue their momentum, but bye weeks for Hurts, Laporta, and Spears will be a challenge.
Up next: GOONERS
8. Trapa-Hall-ics Mixtapes (2-2) 🍺
- Last Week: 5
- Playoff Chance: 48%
- Week 4 Result: Lost to USA Eagle Slayers
After starting strong at 2-0, Trapa-Hall-ics is now at 2-2 following a season-low score. Breece Hall was a dud, and Mark Andrews had a goose egg. Fortunately, it’s still early, and key players like Lamar Jackson are performing well.
Up next: 2143 E 42nd St
9. Makin’ Moore Mooney (1-3)
- Last Week: 7
- Playoff Chance: 39%
- Week 4 Result: Lost to 2143 E 42nd St
Another heartbreak for Makin’ Moore Mooney, with Patrick Mahomes not living up to expectations and Etienne invisible. Streaming weekly D/STs has helped, but with several teams on bye, this strategy gets complicated.
Up next: Amon-Ra’merica
10. Burrowed in Jew Tunnels (1-3)
- Last Week: 9
- Playoff Chance: 33%
- Week 4 Result: Lost to GOONERS
Despite scoring 134 points, Burrowed couldn’t secure a win. Minor adjustments could have made a difference, but this team remains competitive in the points department. With ten weeks left in the season, there’s still time to fight for the playoffs.
Up next: Gordon’s Last Joint
11. ERROR 404 (1-3) 🍺 💵
- Last Week: 12
- Playoff Chance: 16%
- Week 4 Result: Defeated Gordon’s Last Joint
Kenneth Walker’s performance on Monday Night Football provided a much-needed spark for ERROR 404. The team is looking to build on this momentum.
Up next: Kittle School Shooters
12. Gordon’s Last Joint (0-4)
- Last Week: 11
- Playoff Chance: 22%
- Week 4 Result: Lost to ERROR 404
Once a dominant force, Gordon’s Last Joint finds itself in an unprecedented slump at 0-4. With the lowest points scored, this team must reassess its strategy to avoid relegation talk. They posted a respectable score last week, but the future looks bleak.
Up next: Burrowed in Jew Tunnels
